Send a candle that smells like literal shit to your enemies and revel in the fact that their home is going to smell like actual crap and their day is going to be R U I N E D...not just with the smell but with the fact that someone thought they were SHITTY enough to spend the time and send them a shit candle. Who know, maybe they'll change their ways!
What you're getting: a disguised candle that smells 85% like poo with a thin layer of nice smelling wax on top. They'll never know whats about to (s)hit them!
